Monday, September 25, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1789


















Jean-François Millet, French

Little Bo Peep Letting Everyone on Facebook Know She Found Her Sheep, 1863

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 24, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1788























Edmund Leighton, British

"Okay, There -- You're a Knight.  Now I Suggest You Get Up Before Trump Sees You Kneeling," 1901

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1787























Hendrik Frans Schaefels, Belgian

"Hey, You Know What I Just Realized?  If We Start a Family Now, Our Child Will Graduate From Rehab the Same Year as Kylie Jenner's Kid," 1863

Oil on panel

Thursday, September 21, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1786





















C.A. Ekman, Finnish

"Before You Do This, I Should Warn You, Axe Murder is a Minimum Two Hail Marys," 1854

Watercolor

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1785




















William Powell Frith, English

The Artist, Wondering If Maybe His Story About Seeing Monet At His Gym Wasn't As Fascinating As He Thought It Was, 1853

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1784























Friedrich Horschelt, German

When Your Neighbors' Remodeling Crew Starts With the Power Drills at 6 in the F*ing Morning, 1853

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 18, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1783























Giuseppe Bezzuoli, Italian

Just To Be Safe, Whenever She Read Erotic Fiction, Julia Would Periodically Check Her Pulse Rate, 1843

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 17, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1782























Artist Unknown

Austria's Franz Joseph I After Eight Weeks on Jenny Craig, ca. 1849

Oil on canvas

Thursday, September 14, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1781















Thomas Baines, English

"Honey, Don't You Think You Should Put a Top On?  The Photographer From National Geographic Is Going To Be Here Any Minute," 1848

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1780























Paul Delaroche, French

When You're Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1779












Carl Steffeck, German

"Now Hold On a Second.  I Was Under the Impression That Fomenting Revolution Was a Misdemeanor," 1848

Oil on panel

Monday, September 11, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1778























Georg Wachter, German

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture" (Page 127), 1845

Oil on metal

MASTERPIECE #1777
















George Catlin, American

Native American Riding Bearback, 1844

Print

Thursday, September 7, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1776
















Henry Byam Martin, British

Hawaii's Hottest New Reality Show: "Keeping Up With the Kamakawiwo'oles," 1847

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1775























Nils Blommér, Swedish

Darryl, Wondering If He'd Have Better Luck With the Chicks If He Switched To the Drums, 1846

Oil on canvas