Sunday, August 28, 2016


Robert Harris, Canadian

"I'm Sorry, Dennis.  Would You Mind Repeating That Comment About My 'Sweet Rack'?  I Want to Make Sure I Have it Right for my Sexual Harassment Suit," 1885

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 25, 2016


Emile Claus, Belgian

That Bizarre Tinder Date I Was Telling You About (But Hey, At Least He Brought Flowers), 1885

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 24, 2016


Eduard Pfyffer, Swiss

Restaurant Patron Wondering How Long it Takes to Make a Friggin' Kale Smoothie, 1885

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, August 23, 2016


Frank Dicksee, British

"Damn, This is Going Too Fast.  Usually the Men I See Don't Kill a Guy For Me Until the Third Date," 1885

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 22, 2016


Arnold Bocklin, Swiss

Boy Riding Unicorn With Serious Meth Addiction, 1885

Oil on panel

Sunday, August 21, 2016


Norman Macbeth, Scottish

The Artist, Seriously Considering Shanking His Roommate if He Doesn't Stop With the Snoring, 1884

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 18, 2016


Juan Comba Garcia, Spanish

"It's Okay, Tyler. That Original Rubens Was Only Worth $14 Million," 1884

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 17, 2016


William Huggins, English

"Before" and "After" Photos of Simba With the Hakuna Matata Hair Replacement System, 1884

Oil on board

Tuesday, August 16, 2016


Johannes Gehrts, German

"Oh, They're Just Teasing You, Honey.  You Do NOT Look Like Thor's Older Sister," 1884

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 15, 2016


Gotthardt Kuehl, German

#4 on BuzzFeed's List of "21 Things More Exciting Than NBC's Olympics Coverage," 1884

Oil on canvas


Joos van Cleve, Southern Netherlandish

Jesus Performing Lesser-Known Miracle of Turning Spaghetti and Meatballs Into Melba Toast, 1520

Oil on panel

Thursday, August 11, 2016


Abigail de Andrade, Brazilian

"You Know, You Don't Have to Stand There and Watch Me the Whole Time.  I Promise -- No More Huffing Paint," 1884

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 10, 2016


Charles-Fernand de Condamy, French

Awkward Moment at the Fox Hunt as They Realize Nobody's Ridden a Horse Before, 1884

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, August 9, 2016


Jehan Georges Vibert, French

"See, What'd I Tell You?  'Suicide Squad': Zero Stars,"1870

Oil on panel

Monday, August 8, 2016


Jules Joseph Lefebvre, French

Fifteen-Year-Old Lisel Meissnitzer of Austria, the Gold Medal Winner in Women's Alpine Yodeling, 1884

Oil on canvas